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The Strange Return of George W. Bush Yeah, no one fucking asked for this asshole to crawl back out of the dirty sphincter where he finger paints. And, I seriously, no joke, would buy a photo or art book full of portraits painted by monkeys than painted by this doofy
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Presented by Neo-Nazis...
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Hear me out, but let's put a pin in that title for right now..
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Society. Yeah, okay. What is that anymore? Just a greasy, surrealist haze of inanity, decadence and trite, superficial bullshit. Civilization. What civilization, because I can’t even remember the last time civility existed among us? When a fraction of a populous aches with laughter, as they normalize the worst traits,
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"All things were made through him, and without him was not any thing made that was made." - John 1:3 Basically, if I can recall my formative years of rebelling against all things religion, before ultimately getting banned from two churches, this is a passage that truly bothered
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I'm pissed off tonight. A little cranky. Ornery, if you will. Let me get this shit sorted. Rand Paul, one poodle-haired Useful Idiot can block funds for #Israel. Tommy Tuberville, one dumbo-eared fucking dumbo can block critical military appointments. Kyrsten Sinema, one woman who dressed like
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Will Groping Survive the Government Shutdown?
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How to Revisit Every Fuck-Up in Crystal Clear Detail.
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The Secret Strategy to Achieving Monumental Stupidity.
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We’re all being force-fed Donald Trump’s stupid mugshot like we’re on some hunger strike. We lie strapped down to the hospital bed, bare-ass-naked except for the adult diaper that no one has changed in a couple of days. you know, because we have American
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The Impact of Mainstream Kinks on Today's Youth
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This is Mindy Tyler. Mindy is a piece of shit. It takes an especially awful, vile, subhuman jerk-off to not only shit on a 6yo kid with Down Syndrome who is just having a good time being a cheerleader with her friends, but to write an entire essay critiquing